i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out
You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.
Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.
Two things I learned.
One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.
Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.
However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.
didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are
One image worth a thousand words, taken in the Ijen volcanic mountain in Java, Indonesia.
we
arrived to the mountain top (2,799 m) in the sunrise and didn’t know
what awaits us. an amazing view, blue smoke and turquoise water. all,
not to be touched.
the lake in the centre of the mountain is one of
the most acidic lake in the world and the smoke that comes out of the
volcanic rock is pure poison to the lungs.
even though the risk is
high, Indonesian locals work from the first ray of sun until the last
one, 7 days a week, digging and collecting lava stones. in average ( as
seen above) a “carrier” picks up 70kg of yellow rocks in order to bring
them back to the village and repeat it as much as they can during the
day. these lava rocks are mostly intended for cosmetics around the
world.
we were shocked by their hard work and very tiring lives and didn’t know such works still existed in the modern world of today.
